What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah? Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? Noah was sitting on the deck

Who was the straightest man in Genesis? Joseph - because he was a ruler.

Did you know that they had motorbikes in the bible? Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land.

Why do they say "Amen " at the end of a prayer instead of "Awomen "? The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

How did God keep the oceans clean? With Tide

Why couldn't Cain please God with his offering? He just wasn't Abel

God summons Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates to a meeting. At the meeting he told them he was coming again and the end of the world was next week. Go back and prepare. Boris Yeltsin summons his parliament and told them he had two things to tell them and both were bad news. 1. There is a God. 2. The end of the world is next week. Bill Clinton went back and summoned the Senate and said I have good news and bad news. 1. There is a god. 2. the end of the world is next week. Bill Gates went back and called his board meeting and said I have two items of good news. 1. I am one of the three most important men in the world. 2. There is no millenium bug problem.

Burglar: "One move and you're dead. I'm looking for your money". John Doe: "Hang on, let me get a light and I'll help you".