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Misguided Email
Consider
the case of the Illinois man who left snow-filled streets of Chicago
for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was
planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel,
he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap
of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best
to type it from memory.
Unfortunately,
he missed one LETTER, and his note was directed instead to an
elderly preachers wife, whose husband had passed away only one day
before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look
at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a
dead faint.
At
the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest wife:
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Signed, your eternally loving husband.
PS: Sure is
hot down here!
- On
the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the
cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and
sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said
one boy. Several were dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another
boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he
thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me.
One for you, one for me." He just knew what it was. "Oh
my," he shuddered, "it's Satan and St. Peter dividing the
souls at the cemetery. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just
around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe
what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing
up the souls." The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you see
it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted, though, the
man hobbled to the cemetery.
Standing
by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me..." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been
tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the devil himself."
Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still
unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought
iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a
glimpse of Satan. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me.
And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by
the fence, and we'll be done."
They say the old
guy made it back to town 5 minutes before the boy!!!
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