Christian Jokes	Christian Jokes! This is our funniest project at whatagod.com and a sure laugh every time! If you love a good joke then you will definitely enjoy this website. We will be selecting individual joke submissions each month for addition to our website. If you're interested please fill out the form or simply email us Jokes@whatagod.com! Page 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ...more How did Mary show that Jesus was a gift to the world? She wrapped him What was the smartest animal on the ark? The snake: No one could pull his leg When was Baseball first mentioned in the Bible? Genesis: In the Big inning Why on Noah's ark couldn't they eat apples? Because they only had pears What did Eve ask Adam during their first argument? "Adam, is there another woman?" When is the first food fight mentioned in the Bible? "I looked and behold a flying roll!" (Zech 5:1 KJV) A man died and went to hell. As he passed sulforous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw his former attorney snuggling with a beautiful woman. "That's not fair!" he cried, "I have to roast for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman!" The devil barked, "Shut up! Who are you to question that woman's punishment?" Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Even then men wouldn't ask for directions! Do you know what an agnostic dyslexic insomniac does? He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog! Actual announcements taken from Church Bulletins Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy." During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit. The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance. The third verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without musical accomplishment. 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. A billboard sign for an Amityville LI church: "Yes, we're open on Sundays." A sign on the lawn of another LI church: "Thou shalt not walk on the grass." Sign in front of a Peekskill, NY church: "A going church for a coming Christ." A large billboard on the road in NY State: "When you can't sleep, don't count sheep, talk to the shepherd." Page 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ...more	My WhataGod  Free Christian Email  Online Testimonies  Prayer Requests  Question & Answers  Bible Verse Search  Bible Word Search  Crossword Puzzles  Bible Trivia  Kids Bible Trivia  Christian Jokes  Christian Chat  Free Stuff  Heavenly Poetry  Search Our Site  Preacher's Link  Our Mission  Contact Us
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