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Christian
Jokes!
This is our
funniest project at whatagod.com and a sure laugh every time! If you
love a good joke then you will definitely enjoy this website. We will
be selecting individual joke submissions each month for addition to
our website. If you're interested please fill out the form
or simply email us Jokes@whatagod.com!
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Who was the
first drug addict in the Bible? Nebuchadnezzar
- he was on grass for seven years.
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Who is the
greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? David
- he rocked Goliath to sleep.
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What is the
first recorded case of constipation in the Bible? It's
in Kings, where it says that David sat on the Throne for forty years.
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Why did God
create man before women? He
didn't need any advice.
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This is a
very special conversation between a man and God: Man:
God, how much is a million dollars to you? God:
It
is but a penny. Man:
God,
how long is a million years to you? God:
It is but a second. Man:
God,
could you please give me a penny? God:
Sure, just a second.
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What insect
went to Egypt on a donkey? The
Flea: The angel told Joseph to take mary, the baby and flee into Egypt.
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What animal
could noah not trust?
The Cheetah
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Why did Noah
punish the chickens? Because
they were using fowl language
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A couple had
two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The
two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be
assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young
sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as
to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a
clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the
past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the
boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as
well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"
The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them
individually. The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The
clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is
God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the
question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the
boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even
more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that the
boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in
the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said,
"What happened?" The younger brother replied, "We
are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it."
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