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How did God
keep the oceans clean? With
Cain please God with his offering? He
just wasn't Abel
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates to a meeting. At the
meeting he told them he was coming again and the end of the world was
next week. Go back and prepare. Boris
summons his parliament and told them he had two things to tell them
and both were bad news. 1. There is a God. 2. The end of the world is
next week. Bill
went back and summoned the Senate and said I have good news and bad
news. 1. There is a god. 2. the end of the world is next week. Bill
went back and called his board meeting and said I have two items of
good news. 1. I am one of the three most important men in the world.
2. There is no millenium bug problem.
"One move and you're dead. I'm looking for your money". John
Doe: "Hang on, let me get a light and I'll help you".
Who holds the
high jump record in the Bible? Jesus
, when he cleared the temple!
Coat Hanger Angel
A woman was
at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very
sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to
get some medication for her daughter. When returning to her car she
found that she had locked her keys in the car. She was in a hurry to
get home to her sick daughter,she didn't know what to do, so she
called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and that
she did not know what to do. The baby sitter told her that her
daughter was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat
hanger and use that to open the door". The woman looked around
and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the
ground possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked
their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said,
"I don't know how to use this." So she bowed her head and
asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car
pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old
biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "Great God. This
is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was
also very thankful. The man got out of his car and asked her if he
could help. She said "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped
to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car, I must get
home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car."
He said, "SURE". He walked over to the car,and in less than
one minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her
tears she said, "THANK YOU SO MUCH..... You are a very nice
man." The man replied,"Lady, I am not a nice man. I just
got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only
been out for about an hour." The woman hugged the man again and
with sobbing tears cried out loud........"THANK
YOU, GOD, FOR SENDING ME A PROFESSIONAL!"