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Christian Jokes!

This is our funniest project at whatagod.com and a sure laugh every time! If you love a good joke then you will definitely enjoy this website. We will be selecting individual joke submissions each month for addition to our website. If you're interested please fill out the form or simply email us Jokes@whatagod.com!


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  1. Did you know that they had cars in Jesus' time? Yes, the Bible says that they came in one Accord

  2. Did you know that there was a baseball game in the bible? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, the prodigal made a homerun, and fideon rattled the pitchers

  3. What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights

  4. Why didn't Noah catch fish to feed his hungry family? He only had two worms!

  5. What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle names.

  6. What happens when you rearange the word "Year Two Thousand"? A Year To Shut Down!!

  7. Sunday School Teacher: "What evidence is there in the Bible that Adam and Eve were noisy?" Boy: "They raised Cain!"

  8. What do you call a sleep walking nun? A Roman Catholic!

  9. Where is the first laxitive mentioned? The bible of course: Moses took the tablets and went into the wilderness, and it came to pass!

  10. How do you get holy water? You boil the heck out of it

  11. What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children? Parents

  12. What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah? Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner

  13. Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? Noah was sitting on the deck

  14. Who was the straightest man in Genesis? Joseph - because he was a ruler.

  15. Did you know that they had motorbikes in the bible? Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land.

  16. Why do they say "Amen " at the end of a prayer instead of "Awomen "? The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!


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