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Christian
Jokes!
This is our
funniest project at whatagod.com and a sure laugh every time! If you
love a good joke then you will definitely enjoy this website. We will
be selecting individual joke submissions each month for addition to
our website. If you're interested please fill out the form
or simply email us Jokes@whatagod.com!
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Did you know
that they had cars in Jesus' time? Yes,
the Bible says that they came in one Accord
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Did you know
that there was a baseball game in the bible? Eve
stole first, Adam stole second, the prodigal made a homerun, and
fideon rattled the pitchers
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What kind of
lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood
lights
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Why didn't
Noah catch fish to feed his hungry family? He
only had two worms!
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What do John
the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their
middle names.
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What happens
when you rearange the word "Year Two Thousand"? A
Year To Shut Down!!
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Sunday School
Teacher: "What evidence is there in the Bible that Adam and Eve
were noisy?" Boy:
"They raised Cain!"
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What do you
call a sleep walking nun?
A Roman Catholic!
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Where is the
first laxitive mentioned? The
bible of course: Moses took the tablets and went into the
wilderness, and it came to pass!
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How do you
get holy water? You
boil the heck out of it
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What is it
that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children? Parents
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What did
Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah? Jesus
had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner
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Why couldn't
they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck
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Who was the
straightest man in Genesis?
Joseph - because he was a ruler.
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Did you know
that they had motorbikes in the bible?
Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land.
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Why do they
say "Amen " at the end of a prayer instead of "Awomen
"? The
same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
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